Law's Law

A mathematical equation representing productivity (especially on all nighters). It is as following:

P = (1/C*S)(E)

Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.

Bro 1: Man, I had a shitton of homework last night.
Bro 2: Did you at least get it all done?
Bro 1: Law's Law, bro.

by MonsieurLaw December 6, 2011

In-law in-law

Your spouse's brother's/sister's spouse. Basically someone who will never be related to your kids, so you don't have to give a shit about. The feeling is mutual.

Your Wife: "My brother Todd's wife is such a cow!"

You: "Who gives a rat's? She's my in-law in-law."

by Uncle Des August 9, 2010

law-in-law

When someone in your immediate family marries a police officer.

My sister married a cop. Now he’s my law-in-law

by omgwhiz April 13, 2020

law down the law

When you're drunk as fuck and you try to be a cowboy

Person 1: It's time to law down the law, pardner
Person 2: Don't you mean lay down the law?
Person 1: Idk, man I'm high af

by The universe is a hologram! May 9, 2018

common law daughter in-law

My son's girl friend with whom he has three children

My boy let me fuck her some,please.

by Jerry December 9, 2004

Father-in-law daughter-in-law romance

A romance between a father-in-law and a daughter-in-law. Which sometimes happens especially when his wife is a bitch to him and her daughter ,which is his daughter-in-law, at the same time.

They have a father-in-law daughter-in-law romance.

by The Fury 13 November 21, 2010

Crony Legal Systems / Legal Cronyism / Crony Law / Law Cronyism

Interchangeable terms describing a legal regime where the application of the law is systematically distorted to benefit a connected network of insiders—politicians, their donors, corporate allies, and oligarchs. Justice becomes a function of political loyalty and financial influence. Laws are written vaguely to allow selective enforcement, prosecution is weaponized against opponents, and regulatory capture is the norm. It is rule by law for the people, and rule without law for the cronies.

Example: A mining company owned by a senator's brother receives a waived environmental impact assessment, while a small competitor is bankrupted by relentless inspections and fines for minor violations. This is Legal Cronyism. The same environmental laws exist on the books, but they function as a shield for the powerful and a sword against the weak. Crony Legal Systems / Legal Cronyism / Crony Law / Law Cronyism

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026