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Word used to show affection. not as serious as i love you. Can be used between friends.

Note: MUST be said in high pitched voice
I've to go now, bye bye! Lavooo!
Lavooo by Kevin00000 February 6, 2009
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Lavomosexual 

An individual who acts homosexually around a group of strictly males, but acts heterosexually around any group with at least one female present.
“Hey Corey, check out my meat! You wanna lick?” says Lavoisier.
“Ew shutup, Lavoisier” replies Corey.

*girl walks in*
“What’s up baby girl...” says Lavoisier.

“Lavoisier is a Lavomosexual, I swear” Corey says.
Lavomosexual by Walka Flaka March 31, 2018

Lavotorium 

A very elligant bathroom with a skylight and toilet paper is dispensed by a guy named Geeves.
I felt the need to take a Lavotorium break during our training.
Lavotorium by soldierx January 21, 2009
Getting hit from the back while sucking a llamas dick
Me and my girl are gonna lamooo this weekend
Lamooo by Franxzy March 9, 2019

Demi Lavoto Juice 

Jack: I saw someone injecting Demi Lavoto Juice in that neighborhood

lasoooga 

a fucking great lasagna from the garfield god himself
friend: hey do you want lasagna
you: nah i got a fucking lasoooga from my mate garfield
lasoooga by thetrue_lasoooga August 13, 2018
A fuggin yahoooooo
Guy: sex
Guy 2: sexy laeooo
Laeooo by Sexyass688 October 5, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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