Laverne & Shirley 

These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.

President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record] for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor

Laverne & Shirley by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Laverne And Shirley 

Two Lesbians who kiss and love each other but are too afraid to have sex.

Lenny: I wonder how sexy it is when those two bang each other?

Squiggy: Naw, i can tell by the way she is looking at me. that they are nothing but a couple of Laverne and Shirley's

Lenny & Squiggy: Stooooooopid

Laverne And Shirley by squigtoneloverfantasyboy January 14, 2010

Laverne and Shirley 

Used to describe any two young men (in their mid 20's) who live and work together, and ride the same crotch rocket to work. They are not infact men, and should you be approached to go to a BBQ at their house, DONT LOOK IN THE BATHROOM CLOSET!!!

Person 1: Seen BJ and Dave lately?
Person 2: You mean Laverne and Shirley?
Person 1: HAHA That's funny. Yeah, them.
Person 2: Yep. They rode by on their crotch rocket going to McDonalds.

Laverne and Shirley by Kanzan27 September 24, 2006