Laverne & Shirley

These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.

President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record] for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor

Laverne & Shirley by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

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Laverne And Shirley

Two Lesbians who kiss and love each other but are too afraid to have sex.

Lenny: I wonder how sexy it is when those two bang each other?

Squiggy: Naw, i can tell by the way she is looking at me. that they are nothing but a couple of Laverne and Shirley's

Lenny & Squiggy: Stooooooopid

Laverne And Shirley by squigtoneloverfantasyboy January 14, 2010

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Laverne and Shirley

Used to describe any two young men (in their mid 20's) who live and work together, and ride the same crotch rocket to work. They are not infact men, and should you be approached to go to a BBQ at their house, DONT LOOK IN THE BATHROOM CLOSET!!!

Person 1: Seen BJ and Dave lately?
Person 2: You mean Laverne and Shirley?
Person 1: HAHA That's funny. Yeah, them.
Person 2: Yep. They rode by on their crotch rocket going to McDonalds.

Laverne and Shirley by Kanzan27 September 24, 2006

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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