laurf 

to barf and laugh

I laughed so hard I laurfed borscht all over my date.

laurf by angie O edema October 12, 2018

Laurf 

laurfing ˈlɔ r-fɪŋ noun
1. The act of telling an obviously absurd or unserious lie purely for comedic effect or personal amusement, often delivered with a straight face and no intention to deceive.
2. A form of playful, performative mischief in which the joy lies not in the believability of the lie, but in its sheer ridiculousness.

She told me she once arm-wrestled a ghost for custody of her toaster. Classic laurfing.”

Laurf by LB96 April 24, 2025

Laurf 

laurfing ˈlɔ r-fɪŋ noun
1. The act of telling an obviously absurd or unserious lie purely for comedic effect or personal amusement, often delivered with a straight face and no intention to deceive.
2. A form of playful, performative mischief in which the joy lies not in the believability of the lie, but in its sheer ridiculousness.

“She told me she once arm-wrestled a ghost for custody of her toaster. Classic laurfing.”

Laurf by LB96 April 24, 2025

Loki Laufeyson 

Adoptive son of Odin and Frigga. Adoptive brother of Thor. His true parents are Laufey and Farbauti, frost giants of the realm Jotenheim. Loki discovers he is a frost giant by coming in contact with the Casket of Ancient Winters in the first Thor movie. He is misunderstood, contrary to others thinking bad of him. He is incredibly attractive and is cunning and intelligent. He has an army of fangirls all over, especially on tumblr. He steals the hearts of Midgardian females with just a smile. He is mischievous. He is Loki. And Loki is awesome.

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Loki Laufeyson by vero900 December 27, 2013

Laura Neal 

a.) A homophobic slur.

b.) A term used to describe a woman obsessed with Christian iconography, who tries to hard to be edgy and cool.

"Did you hear? Adam got kicked out when he came out to his mom"
"Oh wow, I didn't realize his mom was a Laura Neal"

"I'm writing a screenplay and it's groundbreaking"
"Nice! What's it about?"
"MILF going through a lesbian phase, who gets baptized in the filthy water of Thames."
"That's so Laura Neal of you!"

Laura Neal by Sylviana Morel April 11, 2022

Laura Harbin-Waters 

Noun:
Laura Harbin-Waters, aka “ the chopper “.
A helicopter style landlord that will hover around the building she owns, but doesn’t occupy.

She will make multiple daily visits to the building where she is lord of the land. Goddess of the servants ( tenants ) that she allows to pay her for the high privilege of living under her roof.

Tenants rights be damned if she wants to come into your apartment. It is her building and if you don’t comply with her frequent demands for entry with 12 hours notice, she will have her royal attorney, Rosemary Healy send a strongly worded letter as a warning that you must comply, or else.

I got home at 6pm and found evidence that Laura Harbin-Waters was here again today. She left a note saying a locksmith will be in the building to change all the locks in the morning for the safety of the tenants and security of the building, and then left the doors unlocked when she choppered off, up up and away.

Laura Harbin-Waters by TheWierdo June 6, 2022

Laura Harbin-Waters 

A helicopter style landlord that hovers around the property she owns but does not herself occupy.
Everyday there will be signs of her presence, such as notes left for tenents/caretakers, unlocked doors, missing alcohol, and hideous new decor.

She demands respect…being lord and goddess of the land and all.

You are not a tenant, but a caretaker who pays to occupy the space.

Tenants rights be damned if she wants ( not needs ) to come in.

Laura Harbin-Waters put a 24 hour notice on my door at 12:01 pm to let me know she will be coming in at 12 pm. I told her “No, Laura. I work from 8 to 4:30 every single day.” but she declared “ I am the lord of the land, you have to let me in or else I will sick my discount lawyer, Rose Mary Healy on you faster than you can say ….uuuuhmmm”

Laura Harbin-Waters by TheWierdo June 4, 2022