Laurencexual

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A mentally handicapped person that identifies as a softball and or baseball player. Mostly people of Italian descent

-Is she any hood at sports?

-Nah. She’s a laurencexual

Laurencexual by anonymous April 13, 2022

Words you can keep

Laurensexual

Attraction to Lauren Jauregui.

Parents:Are you bisexual?

No Im laurensexual.

Laurensexual by WorldWideRat February 8, 2020

Related Words

Laurencexual • Laurensexual • Laurenzsexual

Laurensexual

Laurensexuals are people who are attracted only to lauren jauregui

Exemple 1 :

ppl : Wow this girl is beautiful don't you think?
Laurensexual : No ! I don’t think so because I'm laurensexual I'm only attracted to Lauren, sorry.

Laurensexual by Jadestrs August 24, 2020

Laurensexual

When someone has an insane sexual lust for Lauren Jauregui, often heard talking about her constantly.

Parents: Are you gay?
Me: No, i'm Laurensexual

Laurensexual by enjoy your water November 6, 2020

laurensexual

being more sexually attracted to lauren than anyone else

boy - “do you like me?”

girl “no, i’m a laurensexual.”

laurensexual by xkaraxxx May 12, 2021

laurensexual

Someone who’s sexually attracted to Lauren Cohan.

Parents: What’s your sexuality

Me: No I’m laurensexual

laurensexual by mentally_dating_katie_mcgrath August 26, 2021

Laurensexual

When you like lauren so much you basically become unable to be attracted to anyone else anymore.

Oh my god. Shes so fit and sexy i must be laurensexual.

Laurensexual by yummytummyfuckmymummy January 30, 2023

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026