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Lauren Croker

Lauren Croker

A girl with a bad-ass personality. No one messes with a Lauren Croker because she will probably rip their face off in one swift movement of her razor sharp pincers. She is hot, of course, this is not only due to her sweet as bod but also due to her flaming orange hair. Some say this golden fleece of fire is even more valuable than unicorn hair itself. Legit. There is so much you could say about this noble steed but there isn't enough time or space. So in short, does she have ninja skillz? Umm, chyess of course. Is it true she once rode a banshee bare-back across Alaska to find a Taco Bell... naked? Wouldn't you like to know ;) And finally, is prophesied that one strand of her ranga hair will save us all from 2012? No doubt. Get yo' self a Lauren Croker. She is a mint buy.
Guy #1: Sweet tap dancing baby unicorn, I'm legit blinded by the radiant aura of that chick and the awesome flame bestowed upon her cranium. What is this spawn of an angel called?

Guy #2: That, my fine lad, is a Lauren Croker. She's mint, aye?
Lauren Croker by Peppermint_Pete January 13, 2012

Lauren Clements 

A silly dummy hoe that is also an amazing, pretty girl
Person 1: Yo look!
Person 2: Bro that’s my friend, she’s such a Lauren Clements.
Lauren Clements by Nheck January 6, 2020

lauren corbett 

hit her up on ig, sexy chick, lauren corbett

Lauren Cohan 

A very talented, hot, and beautiful (but also pretty adorable) woman mostly known for her role of Maggie Rhee in The Walking Dead and a smaller roll of Bela Talbot in Supernatural. She came from a Scottish descent and grew up in New Jersey which has given her a pretty nice accent. Her acting skills are also out of this world.
Allison: "Did you know that Lauren Cohan wasn't just in The Walking Dead but was also in Supernatural too?"
Marcus: "Really? I had no idea! She's a wonderful actress!"
Lauren Cohan by dwingabistol February 11, 2019

lauren conrad 

Lauren Conrad, or "L.C." as her laguna friends called her, is the star of The Hills and Laguna Beach. During the first season of Laguna Beach, Kristin Cavalleri and Lauren didnt like each other because of the love triangle between, krisitn, lauren and stephen. Lauren was the narrator during the first season of Laguna Beach, she now has her own show on mtv called The Hills, which is basically about Lauren being an intern for Teen Vogue in L.A. and going to school at FIDM while finding time to party and hang out with boyfriend, Jason Wahler (former laguna beacher). Lauren's younger sister Brianna will be on Laguna Beach season three, while Lauren said The Hills will be her last reality show, now you know who Lauren Conrad is!
<Laguna Beach season 1>
Lauren Bosworth: How far are you and Stephen away from each other?
Lauren Conrad: Like, five minutes.
Lauren Bosworth: Really?
Lauren Bosworth: I think you guys are gonna get married.
Lauren Conrad: I think we're gonna be best friends.
Lauren Bosworth: That stuff happens, though, you know, like.
Lauren Conrad: I don't wanna marry Stephen.
Lauren Bosworth: Why? He's cute, you'd have pretty babies.
Jen: You would have pretty babies, your babies would be like the popular people at school.
Lauren Conrad: That's sweet.
Jen: They would.
lauren conrad by sexyy ass girl September 13, 2008

Lauren Clark 

Lauren Clarks are amazingly beautiful and cool. They usually are extremely talented and love to perform in front of large crowds. Although they love to be in the spotlight, they are very kind and love to support their friends. Lauren Clarks are usually called by their full name rather than just "Lauren" because of how cool they are.
Omigosh, Lauren Clark! Your performance last night was incredible! And thanks so much for being so cool and nice and fun!
Lauren Clark by SoLaLaLa411 November 24, 2010