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Laundry ass 

A man who’s only interested is to take as many loads, that is bareback sex, where the top doesn’t pull out, but instead ejaculates in his hole. Then another man had next and goes in, without a condom, or making the bottom duchè, clean out his hole, so it’s nice and not full of dripping cum.

Most gay men who are power bottoms, looking for now, BB are what I call, laundry ass nihgas.
It seems like the only men on Grindr, that are out right now are laundry ass niggas. Straight up cum dumpsters, not even worth my time and energy.
Laundry ass by Boss Don Vito July 18, 2021

ass laundry 

The turning on of one's washing machine in order to sit on it.
Tig Notaro has done plenty of ass laundry. She created ass laundry.
ass laundry by Sara Brittain May 29, 2008

Laundry Asshole

A laundry Asshole is someone who doesn't take their laundry out so someone else can use the washer and/or dryer. Usually found in college campuses or laundromats, though laundromat people are usually more alert to their clothes so they aren't pilfered.
Oh no, why did I leave for dinner right before my laundry was done? I'm gonna be a laundry asshole tonight I guess...
Laundry Asshole by N0where December 11, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016