Laughtoned
Laughtoned by anonymous November 11, 2022
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Taylor Laughtner
Taylor Laughtner by jaymy carol April 5, 2010
Leightoned
Leightoned means you get friend-zoned with who ever it is (boys and girls). It means you will never have a girlfriend or boyfriend because they are your friend. You have failed to impress and in doing so stopped your chances to copulate. They have been Leightoned.
Girl 1: Do you fancy him?
Girl 2: No, not really. I think he's been...
Girl 1 and 2: (simultaneously) Leightoned!
Girl 2: No, not really. I think he's been...
Girl 1 and 2: (simultaneously) Leightoned!
Leightoned by Fortypercentbattery May 12, 2014
tom laughton
a strange lizard like creature with a love for drugs and metallica who smokes weed every day and looks shifty with a beard and bait coat
(man1) hey u wanna get some ketamin?
(Man2) nah im not feelin doin a tom Laughton today
Metallica
(man 1)look at that bait druggy
(man 2) He must be a tom laughton
(Man2) nah im not feelin doin a tom Laughton today
Metallica
(man 1)look at that bait druggy
(man 2) He must be a tom laughton
tom laughton by Metallica lover October 27, 2012
laughtovers
When you're still laughing about something that was funny earlier in the day or week; Laughter that spills out hours or days after something very amusing takes place.
Hey! Remember that joke you told me on Monday! I've been having laughtovers all week from that. So funny!
laughtovers by Potaku June 12, 2016
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.