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A dickhead
Inept bastard,good for nothing.
Used as an alternative to chut.
Rahul is such a laudu, doesn't know his pennies from his dimes!
laudu by Upadravi April 23, 2015
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"Laduzi" is a Mandarin Chinese term for having "loose bowels". In western parlance we usually refer to this as having an upset stomach or stomach cramps that are a precursor to diarrhea and/or constipation.
You guys better go read a novel or finish that 3000 piece puzzle, I have to go laduzi.
laduzi by Intel April 19, 2011
Related Words
laudu Lauduchand Jasoos lauda Laude laud laudanum Laudy Ladu ladult laduzi

cum laude 

cumming with great force and war cries
I need you to cum laude so the neighbors can hear, too.
cum laude by bigblueinmysmurf June 9, 2016

Suma Cum Laude 

Over time, you save up enough cum to fill up an entire waffle iron. Then you use the cum as batter and bam, you got a delicious cum waffle.
Hey Nate, wanna try one of my Suma Cum Laudes sometime?
Suma Cum Laude by Nimmyleezy September 7, 2019

Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide

The Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide involves the following; one extra large adult diaper, and a heaping dose of laxatives. To carry out the act, two people engaged in coitus wear the same adult diaper an hour or so after consuming the laxatives. Ideally, during climax the fecal material should begin to leak thoroughly, coating the couple.
My grandmother got a serious urinary tract infection after doing the Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide.
A laudi is a EXTREMELY attractive and sexy girl . Everyone wants her and she is super caring and loving. Your heart melts when you see her smile and you want to be with her for the rest of your life. She can be super sassy but she wants to be excepted and loved. She is quirky but she’s cute. All her fashion is different and she is the most unique person you will ever meet. Usually Laudi’s have exotic looks with glowing brown skin and gorgeous eyes. Normally Laudi’s are short but feisty! Don’t let a Laudi go if you have one.
Girl 1-Oh my god who is that? she’s so sexy!
Girl 2- i think that must be a laudi
Guy 1- holy shit that is a Laudi

Guy 2- I wanna tap that ass
Laudi by Lovekittens4ever February 27, 2019
Laduma is a South African phrase that is generally spoken (or screamed) when a goal in soccer is scored. The U and A in Laduma is often repeated.
Bob:"What a goal!"
John:"Laduma!!!"

or

Bob:"Awesome goal!"
John:"Im going wild, Laduuuuuumaaaaaaaaa!!!"
Laduma by The Freedmad April 26, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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