laudu

A dickhead
Inept bastard,good for nothing.
Used as an alternative to chut.

Rahul is such a laudu, doesn't know his pennies from his dimes!

by Upadravi April 23, 2015

laduzi

"Laduzi" is a Mandarin Chinese term for having "loose bowels". In western parlance we usually refer to this as having an upset stomach or stomach cramps that are a precursor to diarrhea and/or constipation.

You guys better go read a novel or finish that 3000 piece puzzle, I have to go laduzi.

by Intel April 19, 2011

cum laude

cumming with great force and war cries

I need you to cum laude so the neighbors can hear, too.

by bigblueinmysmurf June 9, 2016

Suma Cum Laude

Over time, you save up enough cum to fill up an entire waffle iron. Then you use the cum as batter and bam, you got a delicious cum waffle.

Hey Nate, wanna try one of my Suma Cum Laudes sometime?

by Nimmyleezy September 7, 2019

Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide

The Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide involves the following; one extra large adult diaper, and a heaping dose of laxatives. To carry out the act, two people engaged in coitus wear the same adult diaper an hour or so after consuming the laxatives. Ideally, during climax the fecal material should begin to leak thoroughly, coating the couple.

My grandmother got a serious urinary tract infection after doing the Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide.

by Ryan & Ben January 28, 2007

Laudi

A laudi is a EXTREMELY attractive and sexy girl . Everyone wants her and she is super caring and loving. Your heart melts when you see her smile and you want to be with her for the rest of your life. She can be super sassy but she wants to be excepted and loved. She is quirky but she’s cute. All her fashion is different and she is the most unique person you will ever meet. Usually Laudi’s have exotic looks with glowing brown skin and gorgeous eyes. Normally Laudi’s are short but feisty! Don’t let a Laudi go if you have one.

Girl 1-Oh my god who is that? she’s so sexy!
Girl 2- i think that must be a laudi
Guy 1- holy shit that is a Laudi

Guy 2- I wanna tap that ass

by Lovekittens4ever February 27, 2019

Laduma

Laduma is a South African phrase that is generally spoken (or screamed) when a goal in soccer is scored. The U and A in Laduma is often repeated.

Bob:"What a goal!"
John:"Laduma!!!"

or

Bob:"Awesome goal!"
John:"Im going wild, Laduuuuuumaaaaaaaaa!!!"

by The Freedmad April 26, 2010