Latux

Coolest most awesomest guy ever

Blue Crewmate: I saw red vent
Yellow Crewmate: red sus

Red Imposter: It wasn't me I was framed

Sergio: I'm not going to play until the new map drops out
Man: Yup Latux

Latux by Latux March 15, 2021

latex glove

What your doctor puts on before fondling your balls.

*latex glove snap*

I'm going to need you to turn your head and cough for me.

latex glove by M. Bill Ferguson December 23, 2008

laux that shit 

The act of saying something dirty and sticking your tounge out in response to the dirtiness
Commonly used in New Jersey

"...and that's what an alaskan pipeline is (sticks out tounge)"
"Did you just laux that shit?"

laux that shit by Mattrick/mikey/colon February 19, 2008

latexo 

Whenever a guy starts to brush his nipples while having sexual thoughts about his pet lizard

Hey Angie, I heard you got bored and latexoed last night!

latexo by Jello manny January 21, 2017

latex missle 

Using a latex condom even though you know you're allergic just so your dong will swell up to superhuman size and crush pussy.

Dude, I fucked Brooke last night! At first she was a bit disappointed but then I bombed her pussy with a latex missle

latex missle by Cave man101 December 18, 2019

Latex Landmine 

When walking through a park and you nearly step in human feces and on closer examination, you see a condom within the softened stool. More disgusting when still steaming. These are usually created in the darkness of night with only two people present. The unsuspecting victim will then carelessly step on to the Latex Landmine the following morning. This is usually followed by gagging, vomiting and a hot shower. Latex Landmines are commonly sited as reasons for homophobia.

I nearly stepped in a Latex Landmine a few months ago at a local park. There was no questioning in how is was created. It has been the subject of many conversations with my friends. I am no longer a fan of homosexual relations. Please keep this activity at home!

Latex Landmine by D-Ram April 14, 2010

latex 

Thin rubber material most commonly associated with sexual fetishes, in particular BDSM. Common clothing items might include: tight leggings, corsets, mini-dress' etc... Whilst most commonly found in black, latex can come in any colour. This material is slightly stretchy (although it can tear easily), is photosensitive (so should be kept out of sunlight) and should be oiled before each use with special latex oil to give it that glossy shine.

Jesus, she was so hot in that skin-tight latex mini-skirt!

latex by Evangeline Prue October 21, 2008