The most dangerous animal known to man, described as a bear with unlimited access to the awesome power of lasers. They are extremely rare and are native to the Colorado Rockies. Their access to lasers comes at puberty, after an important laser-christening ceremony at the age of 4 (17 in bear years).
I'm sorry, Larold is out of the office due to the recent LaserBear attack he endured.
Aunt Flo's death was a tragedy, made all the worse by the fact that she was mauled by a LaserBear.
Aunt Flo's death was a tragedy, made all the worse by the fact that she was mauled by a LaserBear.
by Nighthawk Justice May 27, 2009
Get the LaserBear mug.A Decepticon cassette, one of the original Generation 1 Series 1 TransFormers. Laserbeak transforms from a bird (buzzard or eagle) mode into a cassette mode, and can be placed inside Soundwave as a cassette.
In various formats (TV series, movie, children's books, US and UK comics) he is used mainly as an espionage agent who finds out secrets while perched on various roofs and ledges. Although his tech spec says that he is too afraid to make a good spy and that he really specialises in interrogation, he is never shown this way in his various appearances in print and on screen.
In various formats (TV series, movie, children's books, US and UK comics) he is used mainly as an espionage agent who finds out secrets while perched on various roofs and ledges. Although his tech spec says that he is too afraid to make a good spy and that he really specialises in interrogation, he is never shown this way in his various appearances in print and on screen.
"Well done, Laserbeak. Unlike some of my other warriors, you never fail me" (Megatron, in TransFormers: The Movie).
by Andy May 1, 2004
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Literally the biggest boomer in all of UL. Honestly, LaserSharp is a stupid beaner and he should die. LaserSharp is one of the owners of ARP (Abnormally Red Piss) squad, which is filled with entitled faggots that think they're cool.
by iFuckMyBrother24/7 September 16, 2019
Get the LaserSharp mug.The act of one pleasuring him or herself while in the midst of a laser tag match. The common dilemma with laserbation is the requirement to use both hands on the electronic rifle, making shooting people while laserbating impossible. This can sometimes decrease the sexual excitement of the act, diminishing the purpose for the common user.
John: Why isn't my gun working dude?
Sam: It's because your laserbating. You have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.
John: What? Laserbation's no fun without lasers.
Sam: Can you please put away your dick dude. It's kind of disgusting
Sam: It's because your laserbating. You have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.
John: What? Laserbation's no fun without lasers.
Sam: Can you please put away your dick dude. It's kind of disgusting
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like Dr evil wanting, sharks with Freakin' laser beams attached to their heads!
like Dr evil wanting, sharks with Freakin' laser beams attached to their heads!
guy 1: "I have the best idea EVER! Picture this PIRATE NINJAS!"
guy 2: "Now thats just lasersharking."
guy 2: "Now thats just lasersharking."
by alex the greater November 30, 2006
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