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love....
usually used in england
"i totally larve your shirt"

"im in larve with him"

"she told the boy she larved him"
larve by kellzbellz June 30, 2008

larve it 

Larve it, a term made by Soccer AM its how most people from the east end of london say love.
-East london-

Presenter: What do you think of eastenders?

Market man: you what son? eastenders? i larve it! OI OI thats a proper program that is! i larve it more then i love liquer and i love liquer i do!
We larve it we larve it larve it larve it larve it!
larve it by Frankers May 13, 2006
Verb: to overprocrastinate (especially thesis writing), lay in bed forever with a loved one, basically, to act like a larve.
I have to stop larving.

Do you want to larve with me?
larve by beautiful larva February 9, 2010

Sgt. Large (Sergeant Large) 

An annoying fat person who attempts to take the lead in any discussion. This person often begs for attention, and his or her point of view revolves around what they saw on television the night before.
Teacher: "Viet Nam was a tragic war."

Marge: "My grandpa was in Viet Nam"

Teacher: "Thats nice Marge, how was he involved in the war?"

the Marge would go on to explain (butcher) everything she had seen on the history channel the night before and perhaps even stand up to give a demonstration, revealing her corpulent rolls. This situation would force a student to mutter:

"fuck, Sgt. LAAARGE is at it again."

"you mean Sgt. large MARGE!!!"

"haha yeah Sgt. Large Marge is in charge!"

-Sgt. Large (Sergeant Large)-

Comically Large Spoon

A spoon that was present in King Bach's ice cream vine, where he had asked if he could have some of his friends ice cream. When King Bach's friend was presented this question, he said that King Bach could only consume one spoonful of the ice cream. (Context: The friend bought the ice cream and did not want to share all of the sweet frozen treat, a logical decision to make). When King Bach was given the yes to have only a spoonful of his friend's ice cream, he pulled out a comically large stainless steel spoon. With a smirk on his face, he opened the door to the freezer where the ice cream was stored, and would then consume a spoonful of the ice cream. Since the spoon was so comically large, King Bach would be able to consume all of the ice cream, while only having a spoonful.
"Can I get some ice cream?"

"Only a spoonful."
*King Bach pulls out a Comically Large Spoon*
Comically Large Spoon by Bukas July 13, 2020

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. 

What Big Smoke orders in GTA: San Andreas.
Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.