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Larry Baker

Larry Baker is the sexual act of finding a man named Darrell McNeill. (or any convicted pedophile will do) Then beating the sperm outta his nipples and as the pleasure seeps through your body knowing your doing the world a favor by beating up said pedo, The cops violently cum in and next thing you know your in prison so now you can penetrate the pedo with your BBC (Big Black Cock) and it won't be considered gay.
So for the next 7 days you go Detroit on the pedophile's rectal cavity and as you climax your cock feels like a drug induced boner so as you look at the anus of the pedo you just pillaged like Columbus did to America. You notice he was smuggling drugs into prison so in the end the pedo gets 15 years added on to his prison sentence but as he heard how many years he cummed in his pants.
Person 1: Did you see the Larry Baker story on Fox News?

Person 2: Yeah! God bless him, Now that pedo won't be getting parole anytime soon and will more than likely die of prison rape before being set free in 24 years.
Larry Baker by DonkPZ December 24, 2018
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