Lardlita

Synonymous with the word Hambeast.

An overweight or obese female Lolita.

Holy shit, how did that Lardlita even get a dress that size?!

by ess ess October 31, 2011

larditating

the act of sitting in a chair at work (after a large lunchtime meal) turning into a bucket of lard.

"Wow CeCe I really feel like I'm getting fat at work after I eat lunch and sit in a chair all day with minimal movements." "Don't worry Annie, you are just larditating."

by CeAnCeNie July 26, 2013