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Tymel’s less cool brother. Always makes sure to ask permission before giving CPR to homeless women. Pathological liar. Master of host island, but is also allergic to host island. Great dad. Has stock in the Bog. Always orders double jamo neat at the bar, or a simple “I’ll take one of those”. Kickass mofo, befriend a Laqwon if you happen upon one.
Where the hell is Laqwon there are people waiting at the door?!
Laqwon by Totally not Ale Mary’s November 19, 2022
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Latwonia 

beautiful, fun loving. everymans dream wife and every womans bff. silly, stubborn, can hav a harsh tongue when angered. sweet caring intelligent unique lady
I wish i had a Latwonia. I need a Latwonia in my life.
Latwonia by truthtold365 October 24, 2011
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ty'laswon minnitt 

this is god him self he is jah at fortnite and he's the sexiest man alive
ty'laswon minnitt is SO gud at fortnite
ty'laswon minnitt by ARJames April 15, 2019
A word describing the unparalleled phenomenon of an anthropomorphic phallus riding on the back of a blue-haired goat.
I saw a wild Lawong today making dank memes
Lawong by Grymbel September 5, 2016
Strong mined woman with power intelligent always take control love and respect the people around him/her
Lawonda is so wonderful!!!
lawonda by Eric Vessel December 21, 2016
Latwone is a awesome friend with a big dick :) you should keep Latwone around for a very long time
"Latwone is rare af"
Latwone by YoThatsJay May 20, 2018
Lawona is the name of a strong, gorgeous mature woman. She is Classy, Sassy, and a little Bad-Assy! If Lawona were a drug she would be :ECSTASY... she increases your awareness of all your senses. She loves indulging you. She is loyal and will love you like you’ve never been loved. She is the embodiment of sensual , intoxicating beauty. She is classy and pleasing.
Hey dude, I had a date with Lawona last night!
Lawona by Hotjag63 June 28, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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