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laquanathan 

When you fucking a bitch and she gently slides a dildo up your ass and she softly whispers "my dick is bigger than yours daddy."
Bro this bitch hit me with a laquanathan last night.
laquanathan by Laquanathan December 22, 2017
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Is that BITCH !! He will often keep a couple of trades near, at reach. Many often sleep on Laquan and get it twisted. Laquan always shows up and give whats suppose to be gave.
Laquan had Eminem on the first album. Laquan had Kanye saying she a problem.
Laquan by BeyNonce November 22, 2021
A totally laid back and awesome guy who anyone would have the pleasure of knowing. He's very sweet and positively witty at times, but has a little dark side he tries not to let out for fear of scaring away potential friends or lovers. This guy can play video games with you all day or even take you out for a good time. If you ever meet a Laquann (especially if he wears glasses), be sure to get to know him. It's worth it.
At least give them a chance.
I wish every guy was like yours! I want a Laquann!
Laquann by Queen of Hearts NYC October 29, 2014

LaQuenta 

A feminine name, meaning hospitable and grace, which is reflected in the origin of the name villa and fifth. She is friendly, outgoing and very nurturing. Many are drawn to her appeal. If you are lucky enough to call her a friend you will have friend for life. She is outspoken and there is very little gray area when it comes to matters, either it is or it isn’t. Never take her kindness for granted, if you do, you may look up and wonder what happened.
"LaQuenta is not quite and angel but a loyal frined"

"Call LaQuenta she will tell you what she thinks"
LaQuenta by lady master February 3, 2010
The greatest woman that you will ever meet. Sweet and very intelligent but sometimes can be a bit grumpy. But she will still work her butt off for anyone, she doesn’t necessarily call everyone her friend like most people and she knows how to keep her life perfectly in order. And sometimes looks like she’s all shy but she sure can be a party animal
laqunda by Miss__Mysterious February 1, 2018

LaQuentin 

The cutest sweetest guy alive. If you meet a LaQuentin he is guaranteed to be a great lover and will give you his whole heart and never look back.
Person 1: that guy is so cute, he is baby
Person 2: oh yeah that's LaQuentin
LaQuentin by Rehead894 February 27, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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