Lapsnack 

The male member in or out of the zipper

She leaned over in to my seat for lapsnack

Lapsnack by Jr Uing/VM August 13, 2022

Lapslacker

A person who avoids working by pretending to be busy using their laptop.

That guy has been here all afternoon but I’m not sure what he is working on; probably just another useless lapslacker from Marketing.

Lapslacker by Eddie Gee December 14, 2016

lapsack

Man's precious jewels

Man, when i was a kid and sat on Santa's lapsack, it always felt like he was sporting wood.

lapsack by roofdiddla July 19, 2011