Lanasexuality is romantic or sexual attraction or behavior toward Lana Parrilla/Evil Queen of Once Upon a Time. The term is especially used in the context of human sexual attraction to denote romantic or sexual feelings toward Lana Parrilla. The problem arises when a female may actually consider themselves straight just sexually or romantically attracted to Lana Parrilla. There may be some conflicting feelings for the female to deal with. They may also go through a period of Regalsis

Nelly- I was just on Tiny Chat with Katie and she's freaking
Marguerite- What's wrong with her?
Samantha- She's trying to sort out all these feels for Lana Parrilla
Marguerite- What's wrong with that?
Nelly- She thinks she may be Lanasexual
Samantha- Oh...
Nelly- me too.

Lanasexual by NellyPheenix November 27, 2012

Related Words

Lanose • Là nosé dè jobé • lanse • lanise • Lanasexual • lanisexual • Lanselot • lansen • Lacoser • Lamose

Lanasexual

LANASEXUAL: a descriptive word for females who identify themselves as straight but have feelings of love and/or attraction toward actress Lana Parrilla.

"A friend asked me if I was straight or bi, and I replied NEITHER. I'm LanaSexual."

"Look at those women, trying to promote their Lanasexual agenda!"

"While watching OUAT, I realized that my Lanasexuality was growing stronger with each viewing."

Lanasexual by HenrySwanMills May 26, 2014

lanse

a word normally found in the jungles of metallicabb.com, found mostly in the AM section. also commonly misspelled as "lance".

"Why you not lansed Unforgiven 3"

lanse by DA_CLICK October 17, 2008

lanise

funny, nerdy, random, spastic, contraversal, special in her own way lol, and awesometastic,

she has her slow moments. :D

omg who is that girl...shes lanise lol

lanise by lanise special November 28, 2011

Daewoo Lanos

A pretty cheap compact car made by the now defunct Daewoo. Apparently some survived to this day to be seen in a movie, God knows why.

If you get rear ended, it sure won't blow up like a Pinto with it's fabled external combustion engine (from uncyclopedia) but there's a good chance that you'll probably get some decent damage.

"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!"

Daewoo Lanos by curdahee October 9, 2008

Lanse

To release; to write; undefinable.

Why you not lansed Unforgiven 3?

Lanse by Gideon311 March 30, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026