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Lanasexual 

Lanasexuality is romantic or sexual attraction or behavior toward Lana Parrilla/Evil Queen of Once Upon a Time. The term is especially used in the context of human sexual attraction to denote romantic or sexual feelings toward Lana Parrilla. The problem arises when a female may actually consider themselves straight just sexually or romantically attracted to Lana Parrilla. There may be some conflicting feelings for the female to deal with. They may also go through a period of Regalsis
Nelly- I was just on Tiny Chat with Katie and she's freaking
Marguerite- What's wrong with her?
Samantha- She's trying to sort out all these feels for Lana Parrilla
Marguerite- What's wrong with that?
Nelly- She thinks she may be Lanasexual
Samantha- Oh...
Nelly- me too.
Lanasexual by NellyPheenix November 27, 2012
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Lanasexual 

LANASEXUAL: a descriptive word for females who identify themselves as straight but have feelings of love and/or attraction toward actress Lana Parrilla.
"A friend asked me if I was straight or bi, and I replied NEITHER. I'm LanaSexual."

"Look at those women, trying to promote their Lanasexual agenda!"

"While watching OUAT, I realized that my Lanasexuality was growing stronger with each viewing."
Lanasexual by HenrySwanMills May 26, 2014
a word normally found in the jungles of metallicabb.com, found mostly in the AM section. also commonly misspelled as "lance".
"Why you not lansed Unforgiven 3"
lanse by DA_CLICK October 17, 2008
funny, nerdy, random, spastic, contraversal, special in her own way lol, and awesometastic,

she has her slow moments. :D
omg who is that girl...shes lanise lol
lanise by lanise special November 28, 2011

Daewoo Lanos 

A pretty cheap compact car made by the now defunct Daewoo. Apparently some survived to this day to be seen in a movie, God knows why.

If you get rear ended, it sure won't blow up like a Pinto with it's fabled external combustion engine (from uncyclopedia) but there's a good chance that you'll probably get some decent damage.
"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!"
Daewoo Lanos by curdahee October 9, 2008
Why you not lansed Unforgiven 3?
Lanse by Gideon311 March 30, 2009