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Only people who actively partake in LGBTQ rights parades use this combo, their parents left them at the orphanage at 3 years old and were a force to undercover the pressure of being pansexual, so they use this combo to reflect their sexuality onto others.
"My favorite card is the hog rider"
-Respectable
"I enjoy the lavaloon combo"
-There is a reason your parent left you at the orphanage
lavaloon by The World Ender September 21, 2021
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Lakeloon Man

A halfman-halfmonster that lives on/in Lakes. He enjoys terrorizing small kids and comes knocking on the doors of naughty children late at night.

My father used to say this ryhme to me as a warning if I was misbehaving...still sends shivers down my spine.
Lakeloon
Lakeloon
Knocking at my door
Wanna go out but don't know if I can.
'Cause I'm too afriad of the Lakeloon Man.

Lakeloon Man by Anonymous_222 August 12, 2006
if you use this push you probably did not get enough attention as a kid and were abandoned by your parents because of how gay your push was and nobody will ever love you.
Jake: what deck do you use in clash royal?
Max: lavaloon why?
Jake: wow now I know why your parents left you
Jake: you are so sad
lavaloon by kingbubblegumguy September 21, 2021
In the game Clash of Clans, 'LavaLoon' is the name for an attack strategy involving Lava Hounds and Balloons.
Person: I'm going to attack #10.
Teammate: What you gonna use?
Person: Probably lavaloon
Teammate: OK, good luck
LavaLoon by bobbyjoS March 13, 2022
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026