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Only people who actively partake in LGBTQ rights parades use this combo, their parents left them at the orphanage at 3 years old and were a force to undercover the pressure of being pansexual, so they use this combo to reflect their sexuality onto others.
"My favorite card is the hog rider"
-Respectable
"I enjoy the lavaloon combo"
-There is a reason your parent left you at the orphanage
lavaloon by The World Ender September 21, 2021

Lakeloon Man

A halfman-halfmonster that lives on/in Lakes. He enjoys terrorizing small kids and comes knocking on the doors of naughty children late at night.

My father used to say this ryhme to me as a warning if I was misbehaving...still sends shivers down my spine.
Lakeloon
Lakeloon
Knocking at my door
Wanna go out but don't know if I can.
'Cause I'm too afriad of the Lakeloon Man.

Lakeloon Man by Anonymous_222 August 12, 2006
if you use this push you probably did not get enough attention as a kid and were abandoned by your parents because of how gay your push was and nobody will ever love you.
Jake: what deck do you use in clash royal?
Max: lavaloon why?
Jake: wow now I know why your parents left you
Jake: you are so sad
lavaloon by kingbubblegumguy September 21, 2021
In the game Clash of Clans, 'LavaLoon' is the name for an attack strategy involving Lava Hounds and Balloons.
Person: I'm going to attack #10.
Teammate: What you gonna use?
Person: Probably lavaloon
Teammate: OK, good luck
LavaLoon by bobbyjoS March 13, 2022
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026