When a woman performs oral sex on a man with a cock in each hand, and lowers her head as she pulls back on each cock, mimicking the movements of someone guiding a plane into a landing
Me and Josh and Tito went over to this chicks house and this bitch was so horny she was landing the plane with all three of our dicks.
by blackrosemoth July 07, 2010
Get the Landing the Planemug. Said when someone is rambling on about nonsense and is starting to get on your nerves. Much funnier than saying "alright get to the point" or "shut the FUCK up". Made famous by the movie "Couple's Retreat".
Stupid Hoe: I miss u sooooo much and I only wanna be wit u!!! I mean I've slept with so many men while we've been apart and I just wanna say that none of them were as good as you and I woke up half the time and didn't know their names I just wanna-
Guy: ALRIGHT!!! Land the plane!!!
Guy: ALRIGHT!!! Land the plane!!!
by FauxRealz October 27, 2009
Get the Land the Planemug. by mecheng99 November 17, 2017
Get the And that's how you land a planemug. to take a nap
by funnay is not funnay May 20, 2011
Get the landing planesmug. When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.
by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025
Get the Land the planemug. The semi polite way to tell someone to shut up when they are rambling on about nothing of interest to you.
Clay continued to talk even tho meghan wasn’t listening to him anymore really.
“You need to land your plane already, Clay.” Meghan told him.
“You need to land your plane already, Clay.” Meghan told him.
by anonymous August 10, 2025
Get the Land your planemug. This phrase is usually uttered in exasperation when someone is taking too long to tell a story, get to the point, etc.
by Rjakie May 17, 2025
Get the Land the planemug.