Landing the Plane

When a woman performs oral sex on a man with a cock in each hand, and lowers her head as she pulls back on each cock, mimicking the movements of someone guiding a plane into a landing

Me and Josh and Tito went over to this chicks house and this bitch was so horny she was landing the plane with all three of our dicks.

by blackrosemoth July 07, 2010

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Land the Plane

Said when someone is rambling on about nonsense and is starting to get on your nerves. Much funnier than saying "alright get to the point" or "shut the FUCK up". Made famous by the movie "Couple's Retreat".

Stupid Hoe: I miss u sooooo much and I only wanna be wit u!!! I mean I've slept with so many men while we've been apart and I just wanna say that none of them were as good as you and I woke up half the time and didn't know their names I just wanna-

Guy: ALRIGHT!!! Land the plane!!!

by FauxRealz October 27, 2009

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And that's how you land a plane

When you complete something like a boss ass bitch

Girl: *hooks up with a hot guy at a frat party*
Girl: and THAT'S how you land a plane

by mecheng99 November 17, 2017

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Land your plane

The semi polite way to tell someone to shut up when they are rambling on about nothing of interest to you.

Clay continued to talk even tho meghan wasn’t listening to him anymore really.

“You need to land your plane already, Clay.” Meghan told him.

by anonymous August 10, 2025

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Land the plane

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.

Dude’s been rearranging the same five screws for eight hours… someone tell him to land the plane.”

by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025

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