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A behemoth, ravenous woman that will devours any food-like substance including small children and animals.
Holy shit! That bitch is a landbeast! She's gotta be pushing at least a deuce and a half.
landbeast by JCC January 11, 2004
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An ugly fat girl.
Today was going great,but then I saw about fifteen landbeasts walking around on my way to class.
Landbeast by As_Seen_On_TV May 4, 2009

landmaster 

To be without creativity. To hold the power to create a truly epic game and fail on numerous levels. Also see: Sakurai, Nintendo

Was started on the Super Smash Bros Brawl Forums on GameFAQs and GameSpot due to the anguish of fans that at least 3 final smashes of characters were all landmasters. It is now used to describe a statement that is uncreative, cliche, or expected.
Ex. "lolololzurz theis iz a dumb topicz u phALEZ/10"

Reply post: "Wow. That comment was so horribly LANDMASTER. Next time try and post something creative and that isn't so cliche"
landmaster by David Sakurai January 11, 2009

Land Beast

An extremely fat and ugly girl who tries to pick up on you when you are out at the bars but you don't want anything to do with her but yet she keeps on trying.
Chris: Hey man did you just see that fat chick tryin to pick up on me?
Jony: Yeah man she was a Land Beast for sure!
Land Beast by TheChris21 November 7, 2010
A male that is a total beast. The 'la' is added in front to add spice and mystery. This male is often young and dark-haired, at times even a bit good looking (not always though). He may not be the most confident one out there, but definitely dignified and sincere. Honesty is an apparent attribute as well. The LaBeast male is a rare creature, and should be cherished...
Dayum, that kid is LaBeast!
LaBeast by LaBeastAdmirer August 22, 2011

landmaster 

Was started on the Super Smash Bros Brawl Forums on GameFAQs and GameSpot due to the anguish of fans that at least 3 final smashes of characters were all landmasters. It is now used to describe a statement that is uncreative, cliche, or expected.
"sheeutt up urrr soo gaaay ewwww lolz"

"Wow. That comment was so horribly LANDMASTER. Next time try and post something creative and that isn't so cliche"
landmaster by David Sakrai January 31, 2008

Landboating 

A verb; the act of hitching a boat to a vehicle and driving said vehicle around on local streets while people in the boat are partying.
"Hey Mark! My neighbor just got a boat! Do you want to go landboating down Mentor Avenue?
Landboating by No Such Luck June 13, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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