Landbeast

An ugly fat girl.

Today was going great,but then I saw about fifteen landbeasts walking around on my way to class.

by As_Seen_On_TV May 4, 2009

landbeast

A behemoth, ravenous woman that will devours any food-like substance including small children and animals.

Holy shit! That bitch is a landbeast! She's gotta be pushing at least a deuce and a half.

by JCC January 11, 2004