lardbeast

a person who is too fat for words but you want to bone anyway.

That girl at the other end of the bar is such a fucking lardbeast. You should go get her number for me.

by Kushboo June 30, 2010

landbeast

A behemoth, ravenous woman that will devours any food-like substance including small children and animals.

Holy shit! That bitch is a landbeast! She's gotta be pushing at least a deuce and a half.

by JCC January 11, 2004

LaBeast

A male that is a total beast. The 'la' is added in front to add spice and mystery. This male is often young and dark-haired, at times even a bit good looking (not always though). He may not be the most confident one out there, but definitely dignified and sincere. Honesty is an apparent attribute as well. The LaBeast male is a rare creature, and should be cherished...

Dayum, that kid is LaBeast!

by LaBeastAdmirer August 22, 2011

Lardtastic

The feeling you get before, during, and (especially) after your first day back at the gym after a major holiday that is based around family, friends, and copious amounts of food.

After heaving his way through half his usual time on the treadmill, James immediately though, with heavy sarcasm, "Wow, that was lardtastic!".

by funinthegym December 28, 2009

Landblasting

Slang for running.

Running so hard that the tremendous force of the runners feet blows the ground below into a dust cloud of debris.

Seen on many cartoons, such as Looney Toons.

Did you see Rocko Landblasting this morning, that SUV had to pull off on the side of the room to wait for the cloud to clear. He also destroyed the track at school.

by tubbytom November 27, 2011

Landbeast

An ugly fat girl.

Today was going great,but then I saw about fifteen landbeasts walking around on my way to class.

by As_Seen_On_TV May 4, 2009

landblasted

Term used by weekend warriors and military wannabes to describe how drunk they got at the civil war reinactment, or any other weekend event that requires grown men to dress in constumes.

I got so landblasted at the Citadel Renascence festival, I shat my pantaloons.

by tigerbalm1 August 13, 2011