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lardbeast 

a person who is too fat for words but you want to bone anyway.
That girl at the other end of the bar is such a fucking lardbeast. You should go get her number for me.
lardbeast by Kushboo June 30, 2010
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A behemoth, ravenous woman that will devours any food-like substance including small children and animals.
Holy shit! That bitch is a landbeast! She's gotta be pushing at least a deuce and a half.
landbeast by JCC January 11, 2004
A male that is a total beast. The 'la' is added in front to add spice and mystery. This male is often young and dark-haired, at times even a bit good looking (not always though). He may not be the most confident one out there, but definitely dignified and sincere. Honesty is an apparent attribute as well. The LaBeast male is a rare creature, and should be cherished...
Dayum, that kid is LaBeast!
LaBeast by LaBeastAdmirer August 22, 2011

Lardtastic 

The feeling you get before, during, and (especially) after your first day back at the gym after a major holiday that is based around family, friends, and copious amounts of food.
After heaving his way through half his usual time on the treadmill, James immediately though, with heavy sarcasm, "Wow, that was lardtastic!".
Lardtastic by funinthegym December 28, 2009

Landblasting 

Slang for running.

Running so hard that the tremendous force of the runners feet blows the ground below into a dust cloud of debris.

Seen on many cartoons, such as Looney Toons.
Did you see Rocko Landblasting this morning, that SUV had to pull off on the side of the room to wait for the cloud to clear. He also destroyed the track at school.
Landblasting by tubbytom November 27, 2011
An ugly fat girl.
Today was going great,but then I saw about fifteen landbeasts walking around on my way to class.
Landbeast by As_Seen_On_TV May 4, 2009

landblasted 

Term used by weekend warriors and military wannabes to describe how drunk they got at the civil war reinactment, or any other weekend event that requires grown men to dress in constumes.
I got so landblasted at the Citadel Renascence festival, I shat my pantaloons.
landblasted by tigerbalm1 August 13, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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