lardbeast
That girl at the other end of the bar is such a fucking lardbeast. You should go get her number for me.
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landbeast
A behemoth, ravenous woman that will devours any food-like substance including small children and animals.
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LaBeast
A male that is a total beast. The 'la' is added in front to add spice and mystery. This male is often young and dark-haired, at times even a bit good looking (not always though). He may not be the most confident one out there, but definitely dignified and sincere. Honesty is an apparent attribute as well. The LaBeast male is a rare creature, and should be cherished...
LaBeast by LaBeastAdmirer August 22, 2011
Lardtastic
The feeling you get before, during, and (especially) after your first day back at the gym after a major holiday that is based around family, friends, and copious amounts of food.
After heaving his way through half his usual time on the treadmill, James immediately though, with heavy sarcasm, "Wow, that was lardtastic!".
Lardtastic by funinthegym December 28, 2009
Landblasting
Slang for running.
Running so hard that the tremendous force of the runners feet blows the ground below into a dust cloud of debris.
Seen on many cartoons, such as Looney Toons.
Running so hard that the tremendous force of the runners feet blows the ground below into a dust cloud of debris.
Seen on many cartoons, such as Looney Toons.
Did you see Rocko Landblasting this morning, that SUV had to pull off on the side of the room to wait for the cloud to clear. He also destroyed the track at school.
Landblasting by tubbytom November 27, 2011
Landbeast
Landbeast by As_Seen_On_TV May 4, 2009
landblasted
Term used by weekend warriors and military wannabes to describe how drunk they got at the civil war reinactment, or any other weekend event that requires grown men to dress in constumes.
landblasted by tigerbalm1 August 13, 2011