Lancaster High School 

A high school in Lancaster, California that was built in 1995. The high school used to be fantastic at sports but then the 21st century came and fucked everything up for them. Now the only sports they're decent at are wrestling, tennis, and sometimes baseball. There colors are red, white, and blue (wow that's original) and they make their uniforms for their sports teams ugly as hell. Lancaster High School sucks balls.

Person 1: Hey did Lancaster High School win the football game against Quartz Hill High School?

Person 2: Ha! Are you kidding me? They lost 56 - 0

Person 1: Wow they suck

Lancaster High School by Kered Nosliw December 4, 2011

Central Lancaster high school

Welcome to central Lancaster ‘I wanna be a chav’ school, where all the ‘chavs’ and ‘roadmen’ Go. This is the school you want to go too where you get pedophiles as teachers and where you notice that every teacher gets with each other , (including same sex, probably same family too). Central is a ‘outstanding’ school. Known well for the best stardog to be sold on the car park. Known well for a certain teacher loving a quicky in the gym with the caretaker whilst the ‘lights go out’ all the scruffs with ripped up blazers and girls with underwear showing under there not so seen skirt with Their flat arses hanging out. One thing that school needs to sort out good and proper is lessons for teaching the girls (and boys too seen as half of the Lancaster/ morecambe gay boys like to attend the ‘I am a road man school’) to wear makeup properly and on their face instead of their shirt. Not only is this a school for roadmen, crackheads and wrongens, it’s also a school for ‘I’m 12 and pregnant’

So if you fancy your kids being smack heads, wrong end and knocked up at 12/13 the CENTRAL LANCASTER HIGH SCHOOL IS THE SCHOOL FOR YOU😁😁

Mum; (too daughter)well done you’ve got into central Lancaster high school

3 years later

Mum (to daughter): knew you’d turn out to be a smack head going to that school

Central Lancaster high school by Hollipop13 November 12, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016