That Lamphere showed that dude who wouldn't shut his mouth.
I wish I could move my hand but it's frozen due to holding this Lamphere.
I wish I could move my hand but it's frozen due to holding this Lamphere.
by WripWrath June 1, 2009
Get the Lamphere mug.the girl in a pair who is a little less attractive than the other; every house party has one knock-out-of-your-league supermonster hottie that grew up in Barcelona but is here directing videos even though she’s only 21. If you go for her you will bomb. Go for the lamprey next to her and at the very least people will respect you for not being shallow. The lamphrey can be found next to her, and she is less hot.
person one: "Man, did you see Natalia? That girl is fiiiine."
person two: "Yeah, but you ought to go for her friend Jenny. She is the obvious lamphrey."
person one: "You know something, Dick? You are totally right. I am going to hit on the lamprey right now!"
person two: "Yeah, but you ought to go for her friend Jenny. She is the obvious lamphrey."
person one: "You know something, Dick? You are totally right. I am going to hit on the lamprey right now!"
by amandaluna May 26, 2006
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To Lamper
When One lounges around with a state of laziness and boredom so much, they actually end up doing stuff.
When One lounges around with a state of laziness and boredom so much, they actually end up doing stuff.
To Lamper is to be so bored of being lazy that you end up doing something useful.
Erik is lampering (Erik is so bored of being lazy and has started doing random stuffs).
Erik lampered (Erik was feeling so bored of being lazy that he ended up doing something like hoovering).
"I wanted to avoid doing that boring piece of work so much that I lampered all afternoon, now my desk is as clean as a clean thing"
To Lamper Lampering Lampered
Erik is lampering (Erik is so bored of being lazy and has started doing random stuffs).
Erik lampered (Erik was feeling so bored of being lazy that he ended up doing something like hoovering).
"I wanted to avoid doing that boring piece of work so much that I lampered all afternoon, now my desk is as clean as a clean thing"
To Lamper Lampering Lampered
by Erik with a 'K' October 25, 2008
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OMG. I banged that chick the other night and got a bad Lanphere. I had to get two shots of antibiotics to get rid of it.
OMG. I banged that chick the other night and got a bad Lanphere. I had to get two shots of antibiotics to get rid of it.
by Schmoevian June 14, 2022
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