Johnny Canuck: "Did you see the riots in Vansterdam?"
Jean-Jacques-Henry-Marie Cousteau de Sacamerde: "Yes it was lamentable."
Johnny Canuck: "Fucking gay thing to say Cousteau."
Jean-Jacques-Henry-Marie Cousteau de Sacamerde: "Yes it was lamentable."
Johnny Canuck: "Fucking gay thing to say Cousteau."
by Le Beaver June 16, 2011


Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?
Mongol Warrior: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Mongol General: That is good.
Mongol Warrior: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Mongol General: That is good.
by Q Qwain August 12, 2005

Frank: how was that date last night?
Jonny: well i was banging her and lamentably she said "oh i dont swallow!"
Frank: dang time to dump that dirty ho.
Jonny: well i was banging her and lamentably she said "oh i dont swallow!"
Frank: dang time to dump that dirty ho.
by GoodCDNKid June 25, 2005

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