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Lake Norman 

A large manmade lake north of Charlotte that has over 500 miles of shoreline. Often under public eye with testing contamination levels from Duke Energy. However, the threat of highly toxic waste within the lake doesn’t stop locals from bathing and swimming within the murky waters. Often parties are held on islands where many get shitfaced in the pisswarm waters in the summer.
Guy one: Hey man you tryna go swim in Lake Norman?
Guy two: Nah I’m good I’m not tryna get cancer bro.
Lake Norman by aktheman January 3, 2019
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Lake Norman High school 

The most disgusting high school in North Carolina. Full of drug addicts and disease ridden rich kids.
Dude one: Hey,I'm bringing my friend from lake Norman high school to the party tonight.
Dude two: Ew,no dogs allowed in my house man.

lake norman high school 

An award winning dedicated school located in Mooresville NC. The Lake Norman Wildcats kicks Mooresville High School's ass in basketball, football, soccer, baseball, and swimming every year. Not everyone is pregnant with STD's & drugs like Mooresville High School. Lake Norman High School can throw down and party like the sexy people they are.
lake norman high school is smarter than mooresville high school, lake norman high school has less drugs, stds, and pregnancies than mooresville high school, every year lake norman high school rapes mooresville high schools asses, the wildcats proudly reside at lake norman high school,

Lake Norman High School 

A place where skunks invade, blood is found in the halls, mommy and daddy buy their kids cars while they hardly understand the value of money. Everyone is either on something or fucking somebody. The teachers are childish, the school district is in shambles, lunch is allowed 30 mins. yet every class has been extended to the borderline 100 min. mark.
Mom: how was your day honey?
Child: Mom, it’s Lake Norman High School, it’s the same as it is everyday.
Lake Norman High School by Plezure January 21, 2022

Lake Norman High School 

A place full of whore ass chode munchers that bow down to there pap daddy mooresville.
Bitch 1 - Hey let's go to Lake Norman High School!
Bitch 2 - they'll probably be sucking us off in the first minutes were there
bitch 3 - I'd throw up the moment i stepped in that shit hole
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