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Lake Norman

A large manmade lake north of Charlotte that has over 500 miles of shoreline. Often under public eye with testing contamination levels from Duke Energy. However, the threat of highly toxic waste within the lake doesn’t stop locals from bathing and swimming within the murky waters. Often parties are held on islands where many get shitfaced in the pisswarm waters in the summer.

Guy one: Hey man you tryna go swim in Lake Norman?
Guy two: Nah I’m good I’m not tryna get cancer bro.

by aktheman January 3, 2019