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the absolute only person who matters
Lahanni is the GOAT
Lahanni by hopethishelped October 21, 2020
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Lahani is the best girl you can meet. She is a complete weirdo and is very friendly causing her to have many friends. She is fun,sweet, caring, everything you can wish for in a friend. She can be violent at times but just tell yourself its out of love.
Damn your friends with lahani luckky
Lahani by stephuthesloth October 5, 2018
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lavannia 

meaning graceful, powerful, beautiful and most appealing. Make people amazed at what they see.
"do you like my outfit?"
"OMG! YES Lavannia!"
lavannia by mystery! July 21, 2009
Jacob sartorius’s future girlfriend ,
Very sexy woman who needs clout everyday
Lahanna is a child of god
lahanna by Fat allie May 9, 2018
Always drunk, can usually be seen in a bar drinking and smoking pot.
Lahani
Lahani by JimboFrostr November 24, 2017
A Lahania is a one of a kind person. Throw any kind of challenge at her and she'll bounce right back. She is smart but can be dumb sometimes to get a laugh out of her friends! Gorgeous personality and most beautiful body!!! Ugh boys wanna watch out for this naughty piece of work.
Guy 1: "oh my god is that Lahania?"

Guy 2: "dude of course that Lahania! Look at the crowd of people around her!"
Guy 1: "should I go talk to her?"
Guy 2: "well bro, if your looking for a good time...she gonna give it to you!"
lahania by Audrey Paxton September 18, 2017

Lahanitani 

RARE BREED. QUIET Before THE STORM. LOVING/CARING OF OTHERS WELL BEING. HARDWORKING. SOCIAL. FUNNY. UNIQUE

Sports: ATHLETIC IN ANYTHING HE/SHE PUT THERE MIND TOO!
I do things the way I do it because it’s Just Lahanitani.
Lahanitani by Lahanitani November 22, 2021
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