Lagne

(n). A person who climbs on a wet log and then proceeds to fall off.
(v). When one falls off a wet log.

(n). The Lagne hurt his ankle when he landed on the ground.
(v). Brian lagned while on a hike with his family last weekend.

by AtalantaGaming November 10, 2019

decision lane

The vaguely-triangular strip of road separating a highway exit from the actual off-ramp. So named because drivers will use the space to stop and make decisions, merge through to the off-ramp after making split-second decisions, and/or crash into water-filled barrels or exit signs contained therein after failing to properly make a decision.

(To a passenger) Did you see that guy cut through the decision lane?
(To another driver) Nice use of the decision lane, idiot!
(Relating a story) Ted really needed to stop, so he parked in the decision lane.
(Relating directions) You can merge off the ramp that's next to the decision lane without any barrels.

by Stephen Anthony Uy July 15, 2006

James Ladner

The UFC just bleed guy. Really funny video on youtube, is an mma legend just because how freakin funny he looks in it. But is in jail til 2012 for recieving stolen property.. How sad. Look him up, its pretty damn funny.

The just bleed guy is so famous, tom lawlor dressed up like James Ladner (just bleed guy) at one of his weigh-ins

by IDKButYouDo October 24, 2010

laggermeister

A person normally 100% german, 100% italian, 100% polish, and 100% lagoff. Normally one who goes to "College College". This person will normally live in a smaller house with a minimum of 5 attics. You would normally yell geet at this guy and call him a lagoff, but due to his other qualifications, you would call him a laggermeister.

That laggermeister thinks he is so much better than every body else and somebody really needs to kick his ass

by thegeetguy August 10, 2007

cheat lane

a word to describe your second favorite member of a group or band you stan. often found swerving to their lane.

friend: “oh my god, michael clifford from 5sos is so hot!”

friend 2: “i know right, he’s my cheat lane”

by 5SOS5 January 6, 2021

lagergenic

A condition in which one is more attractive when seen by a drunk person; especially when the beholder has been drinking beer.

After Steve's ninth beer the unattractive woman at the end of the bar became lagergenic.

by Gio Marron June 17, 2014

Azur Lane

A warship battle game centered around World War 2 just like KanColle but even better. The gacha of the game will either be merciful or give you crippling depression. The best part of the game is the CGI, gameplay, gacha itself, the community, developers, literally everything.

Friend : "I started playing Azur Lane!"
Me : "Good luck with 3-4 grind"

by NoIdeaForName March 5, 2019