Lafarge 

To "cock-block" someone. Mostly used in french, and although usually meant to describe a female who lafarges a man, the sexes can be interchanged. This means that the most common use would be for a woman who lafarges a man who is trying to "get with" either her or another female. It can however also mean a woman who lafarges another woman, a man who lafarges a woman, or a man who lafarges a man.

This word can be used to describe actions both with negative and positive results (i.e. if the dude was a big douche-bag, he can still be lafarged).

Also, lafarging someone can be intentional or accidental.

"Dude, the girl totaly just lafarged me. I was so close to hooking up with Cindy, but the lafargeuse came in and started talking about forest fires...MOOD KILLER!"

Lafarge by L.J.R. October 14, 2009

lafarge 

A young girl full of STD's from sleeping around.

Boy 1: "i got herpes from that lafarge girl"
Boy 2: "She gave me the clap a month ago!"

lafarge by yabz August 17, 2014

Lafarga 

Perhaps the greatest last name on earth. A Lafarga is usually into all Latino girls with the exception of a few blonde and Asian ones. Lafargas usually hate sports, but when forced to play they exceed in greatness.

Damn, how can Lafarga like 9 girls at once?

Lafarga by Bandoko November 3, 2012

labarge 

a female of the human species who always smiles and likes to speaks with such excitement and sarcasm, and is prtty cool by most standards

example of labarge lingo: you know im just pretty much chilaxin with the goose.

labarge by Devan monroe September 18, 2006

jordy laforge 

Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.

I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it.

jordy laforge by Mashbone Jones January 8, 2009

Jordy Laforge 

Taking a poop horizontally across somebody's face like Jordy Laforge's visors.

I gave Dave a Jordy Laforge.

Jordy Laforge by CHCKNHRT February 19, 2010

Cockbutt Lafagget 

someone who is very socialy awkard, has little to no friends and has very poor skills with women.

Hey man, did you hear Cockbutt Lafagget pick up line camping? "I think your cute" LOL FAIL

Cockbutt Lafagget by Dallas M. Agg November 9, 2009