ladygarden 

noun. A place of great interest to many horticulturalists, but ironically not uphill gardeners. Coloquially used to describe an overgrown patch which has been in need of a good digging over for some while.
An unkempt protective layer of hair covering the pubic mound on a woman's body. Terry Waite's allotment

"I think it's about time your ladygarden was sorted again. I just caught Spurt Reynolds in your hedge when I attempted entering the pink palace, and he doesn't look happy to me!"

ladygarden by Niall Brady February 9, 2003

Ladygarden 

A polite term for those of us who prefer the not so dirty words. ladygarden is defined as the well cared for area before a man enters a lady cave. Note to reader: you may come across some badly tended gardens, but do not fear call 118 for your nearest salon

Martin went for a ramble in Claire's ladygarden

Ladygarden by Craig McCombie September 3, 2006

Ladygarden 

Basically a slightly undercover way to call someone a cunt, or cunts (ladygardens) without using said word that disgusts so many. Used in situations or places where the C bomb cant be dropped, so amongst parents/grandparents, or on and online forum where the C word will not be tolerated.

Hey Nick look at that bunch of ladygardens over there. Alternatively hey Steve your such a ladygarden

Ladygarden by Dafury69 April 25, 2020

lady garden 

the pubic area of a female, as popularised by the lipgloss bitches (bb5 uk)

"I'll need to trim my lady garden before i get into my bikini!"

lady garden by c'lam September 7, 2004

lady garden 

Lady garden: the female downstairs parts.

Otherwise known as vagina, pussy, minge, gash, kebab, flange, fanjita, fanny, jack and danny, beef curtains, wizards sleeve, cunt, mingita, vag, snatch, twat, front bottom.

"Ooh me lady garden!"
"She had to go and shave her lady garden for tonight"
"Ladies, please remember not to bash the lady garden against the pole"

lady garden by Posh Birds Do It Best March 28, 2009

Lady Garden 

A polite way of referring to a woman's sexual area...in particular the pubic hair.

I think I need to give my Lady Garden a small trim before my date!

Lady Garden by Liquid_Laugh July 9, 2010

lady garden 

A nice neat and tidy set of pubes that surround the female genetalia.

Kerry returned from the Ladies, with a Blow-Dried Lady Garden.

lady garden by Neil Hughes March 2, 2008