Lady Boots

When you wear your lady friend like a pair of boots. Guess where your foot goes!

I couldn't find any shoes to wear to the party on saturday, so Jessica offered to be my lady boots. Obviously I only had the one, but I was the life and soul of the party. Shame about Jessica's womb though.

Lady Boots by Giga Sonic December 6, 2010

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Forever My Lady Boots

"Forever My Lady Boots" are the boots worn by the R&B group Jodeci in their Video "Forever My Lady." The shoes come half way up the leg and are mostly big and in dark colors. The shoe strings can be tied but sometimes are loose.

Example 1:

John: Dang, Them shoes are gigantic. You can stomp somebody with those.

Jack: These are my "Forever My Lady Boots"

Example 2:

Mark: Hey remember that Forever My Lady video Jodeci made.

Dawayne: Yeah, haaha remember those boots.

Mark: Those are "Forever My Lady Boots."

Forever My Lady Boots by Blublossom June 17, 2010

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Lady Gaga boobs

A pair of breasts that are visually unappealing.

Ugh, look at the sad rack on that chick. She's got some definite Lady Gaga boobs.

Lady Gaga boobs by Tadsexington July 8, 2009

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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