lad points

points obtained by acting in a way deemed to be "ladsy" or showing lad behaviour and/or attributes

Guy 1: I took 3 gibbons on the weekend and had sex with the biggest dardi ever while her parents were in the next room
Guy 2: Traauueee!! 80,000 lad points! That is so ladsy!!

by phaterection October 22, 2006

Lad Points

A point rewarding system for funny or good moments.it is a way to praise someone that does something impressive.

(originally created by GFBS)

person 1: just tripped over my massive penis
person 2: haha give yourself 10 lad points

by GHETTOFABBITCHES May 24, 2013

Lad points

A conceptual, immaterial currency of social status awarded by males to males who engage in certain traditionally masculine behaviours (especially behaviours that demonstrate daring, bravery in battle, sexual prowess, and disregard for authority).

James: "Lad points for anybody who asks out that fit bird over there."
Steve: *proceeds to ask out that fit bird over there"

by shalkh October 8, 2025

Lads points

A game where a group of boys gain points for sex,

1 points for normal sex.
2 points for getting oral sex,
3 points for anal.

Bob: "Think im winnin at lads points now, I got anal last night, and head from this chick!!! 5 points!!!!! I got 27 now!"

Jack: "ahh your still beatin me!"

by Iwin..... January 24, 2011