Lacoustic

The word acoustic being pronounced by a complete and total idiot who thinks he's coming off sounding like a French Rico Suave or something by the accident of not knowing how to really pronounce it. And you don't want to correct the guy because you hope he will be out there pronouncing it that way for the rest of his life. True story!

"Mark just said the word Lacoustic about 500 times in a row while talking about his brother's guitar!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 13, 2023

(acoustic version)

Absolute soul-wrenching heartbreak from which there is no recovery.

All aboard the lolnope train to fuckthatville (acoustic version).

by lavie-boheme September 28, 2012

Acousticophilia

Acousticophilia is defined as being sexually aroused by any auditory stimulus (including music, songs, poetry, verbal abuse, speaking in a particular foreign language, screaming, panting, moaning, groaning, and heavy breathing). The key to defining it as acousticophilia appears to be that the stimulus itself is not necessarily sexualized.

Willow found that when they were masturbating, playing the sound of someone laughing always made them orgasm. They found the same with certain key changes in music, harmonies, specific YouTube videos and bird calls. Willow has acousticophilia.

by dapperchapper July 21, 2017

Douchebag Acoustic

The genre of music played by guys who never learned to actually play guitar, usually consisting of three chords and with lyrics about how sensitive they are and how much they love someone they just met (i.e. Justin Bieber)

Man 1: How the hell does he get all the chicks, he's terrible.
Man 2: It's because he plays a douchebag acoustic.

Man 1: Hey, I just learned how to play "Hey there Delilah"
Man 2: Congratulations, you've mastered the douchebag acoustic, now get out of my house, we can no longer be friends

by Boureö August 30, 2010

Scrotal Acoustics

The sound of scrotal impact upon the anal region of the recipient.

The fat individual tends to create louder scrotal acoustics during intercourse.

by Khristof October 21, 2004

Acoustic Pussy

When you misplace your vibrator

Looked through my car, my bathroom, my closet, but i guess time to play the acoustic pussy tonight.

by Dig Bickus August 2, 2021

Anal Acoustics

Like a guitar, anal acoustics is caused by a loud sound erupting from deep within, forcing the sound out of the nearest exit, which then causes your body to perform anal acoustics. (results may vary.)

Another word for Fart.

Epic Dude #1: Dude! Donny stinks really bad!
Epic Dude #2: Ya, he's rockin' out some anal acoustics man!

by Oh, This Guy Is Good February 12, 2010