Lacleden 

The lack of leads in a sales job creating no opportunity to make income.

I have spent all week at my desk but the lacleden from the marketing department has left me broke.
or...The reason why your mortgage company is not making any money is because of lacleden.

Lacleden by IhateMortgages May 22, 2012

Laclede's 

A Saint Louis University bar where underclassmen go to meet up and to find someone to fornicate with. The bar is old, dingy, and the bathrooms reek of urine and vomit. Do not worry if you are not of legal drinking age, simply bring a baseball card to show the bouncer and you will be able to get in. If not, take your drunken self around the building and climb the metal fence, or sneak in through an open window. Laclede's is the perfect place for drunken canoodling. May also be referred to as "La's" or "Lala's".

Man, I'm so wasted... it's almost midnight, let's head to Laclede's.

God damn, what happened last night at Laclede's?

You don't have a fake? It's okay, we're only going to La's.

Laclede's by ShmartyPants February 19, 2011