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Lacing Up 

Staying the night at an attractive young lady's house (who happens to have the IQ of a goldfish, and is dating you). Then, breaking up with her the next morning, after a night full of sticky fingers, and play. Oh, and of course, board games. And Twister. And of course, youth group the next morning. And baking cookies. And lying on the couch. And we cant forget all of her friends coming over. And lastly, her orgasming so hard that her newly died, stapled in hair flies out.
Wow. Garrett's gonna have a long night. Hes Lacing Up.
Lacing Up by Us People June 11, 2006

laying up 

just chilling with your nigga. just vibin, listening to music, making out, etc. just laying down and just hanging out. Getting to know them physically & emotionally.
friend;' hey what are you doing? you wanna go to a party?
you; nah , i cant. Im laying up with my girl tonight.
laying up by papi82726272 January 17, 2016

lacting up 

When a breastfeeding woman's breasts are bothering her as in being sore or uncomfortable in any way due to milk production.
My wife's left breast has been sore and not producing enough milk for baby these last few days. I wish it would stop lacting up so that I don't have to hear her whine anymore.
lacting up by Apexkilla December 23, 2010

laying up 

to lounge, as in watching TV or reading a book
She was laying up watching TV
laying up by easymac77 July 10, 2011

Laying Up 

The opposite of laying down/when you have someone laying on top of you.
Person 1: Oh hey! Things are getting pretty serious between my partner and I!
Person 2: Really?
P1: Yeah! Last night we were laying up!
P2: Cool bro!
Laying Up by Tedalina14 June 11, 2018

Laying Up 

The Opposite of Laying down, just like how there is sitting down and sitting up, laying down is with your body relaxed, while laying up however has your torso and head up vertically.
"I Told you not to lay down!"
"I'm not laying down, I am Laying up."
"You're fucking retarded."
Laying Up by ass gas fast November 7, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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