laportia 

A big thick wildebeest from the jungles of the Dirty South.

I Like the way LaPortia dances on that pole.

laportia by Jay_flip October 3, 2017

LaPortia 

An unexpected mix of wild energy and nerdy charm. LaPortia can go from passionately debating about politics and neuroscience to downing tequila shots and somehow ends up twerking on a stage. Nonetheless, always down for a good time, she’s the friend who turns any outing into a comedy special, sprinkles in a little harmless chaos, and never fails to put a smile on your face.

“I went out for dinner with LaPortia… now I’m at the club wearing a sombrero while she explains quantum physics to the bartender.”

LaPortia by Wildebeest69 August 11, 2025

LaPortaism 

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

LaPortaism by negroman February 5, 2020

LaPortaism 

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

LaPortaism by negroman February 5, 2020

LaPortaism 

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace. Based on the teachings of Joseph LaPorta.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

LaPortaism by DontBurnJews February 3, 2022

LaPorta

The word LaPorta is the definition of perfection. The ability to do everything the correct way or even above perfection.

Daniel's cooking makes my body feel things i have never felt befor, its so LaPorta.

LaPorta by Egla Martinez April 29, 2008

Laporta Slap 

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.

Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

Laporta Slap by Verostoria January 21, 2022