laportia

A big thick wildebeest from the jungles of the Dirty South.

I Like the way LaPortia dances on that pole.

by Jay_flip October 3, 2017

LaPortia

An unexpected mix of wild energy and nerdy charm. LaPortia can go from passionately debating about politics and neuroscience to downing tequila shots and somehow ends up twerking on a stage. Nonetheless, always down for a good time, she’s the friend who turns any outing into a comedy special, sprinkles in a little harmless chaos, and never fails to put a smile on your face.

“I went out for dinner with LaPortia… now I’m at the club wearing a sombrero while she explains quantum physics to the bartender.”

by Wildebeest69 August 11, 2025