A creature of remarkable confidence and zero competence. Spends 3 hours in a help channel asking why their script doesn't
work, only for someone to point out they never actually
ran it. Types commands directly into Notepad and wonders why
nothing happens.
Has opened PowerShell exactly once, got scared by the blue screen, and closed it. Now exclusively copies commands from a 2009 forum post into the
Windows search bar and hits enter. Refers to the terminal as "the black box thing."
Somehow always manages to be completely wrong and completely sure about it at the same time.