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love 'em and leave 'em
1)(v)To have sex with someone and possibly make them think you love them, then leave and break off the relationship.
2)(n) For some people, a philosophy of life.
2)(n) For some people, a philosophy of life.
1) "I hate b**ches so I love 'em and leave 'em..."
2) Drunk Guy 1: "I hate women..." *looks down into beer*
Drunk Guy2: "Women aren't worth your trouble... all they do is cause you pain... love 'em and leave 'em, I say."
2) Drunk Guy 1: "I hate women..." *looks down into beer*
Drunk Guy2: "Women aren't worth your trouble... all they do is cause you pain... love 'em and leave 'em, I say."
love 'em and leave 'em by bluesmobile March 16, 2006
Love 'em and Leave 'em
Love 'em and Leave 'em by Me69 April 17, 2006
love 'em and leave 'em
When u have sex with a female and after banging them u pull ur pants up and leave with no intention to ever see them again or start a relationship
love 'em and leave 'em
Usually a breakup maneuver. Involves inserting a dildo or vibrator (preferably going full tilt) in your partner's ass during intercourse, and, at the fateful moment, pushing it knuckle deep. The ultimate send off in that you leave with out any regard for how the other person rectifies the situation.
I should have finished getting my stuff out of her apartment before I gave her the old love 'em and leave 'em
love 'em and leave 'em by ThunderMummy November 2, 2005
I love Emily
I love Emily. She is that one chick who every guy wants to smash like the titanic her tits are fucking ginourmous and I can't stand it I cum so hard at the sight of her body.
Guy 1 : OMG I LOVE EMILY SO MUCH SHE MADE ME CUM ON IMPACT!!
Guy 2: Wow you are so lucky I would kill to have that satisfaction.
Guy 2: Wow you are so lucky I would kill to have that satisfaction.
I love Emily by iloveemilyofficial October 28, 2019
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“Hey have you heard of i.love.henry.emily??”
“Yeah, they’re really hot and I wanna make out with them.”
“Yeah, they’re really hot and I wanna make out with them.”
i.love.henry.emily by unclejohn April 21, 2022
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