love beans 

Another name for the class A drug, Ecstasy, pills.

"Love beans mate?"
"Love 'em mate."
*bosh bosh bosh*

love beans by neverbelieve November 5, 2005

Love beans 

The male ejaculate, the semen, the man-porridge, cum, spunk

Lorraine Kelly is so sexy on Breakfast TV with that well spread cleavage... I had no choice but to tug the head off of my Old Man and spill my 'Love Beans' all over the carpet!

Love beans by fanimani April 12, 2009

Love beads

Beads worn by a man or woman to show that they are commited to a life of love and not war and killing.

Those love beads are cool.

Love beads by Deep blue 2012 March 15, 2010

Chinese Love Beads

Used in Asia for generations, insert these beads into the rectum and pull them out when your lover orgasms.

man o'man I shot a load of cum about five feet when the Bethanator pulled the Chinese Love Beads out of my bum.

Chinese Love Beads by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005

love bean 

1. Slang for the male prostate gland.

2. Also could be referring to a single testicle.

Jenny started rubbing my love bean, and I said, WTF bitch start sucking my dick.

love bean by Anonymous February 5, 2003

indian love beads 

the shit u make up with ur boys when u need a code name for crack

bruuu they almost found my indian love beads

indian love beads by dougdillerisanigga October 4, 2017

lovebeads 

String of large ornate pearls usually used for anal entertainment. Can be used privately in a meeting or in public with friends to avoid boredom.

What are these maltesers doing on a string? No that's Dave's Lovebeads.

lovebeads by Garry B May 9, 2006