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“Lick on these nuts boy.” Commonly said as “L-O-T-N-B,” slowly, as to provoke a question of what you’re saying, thus beckoning the response of “Lick on these nuts, boy.”
“Damn bro how did you fail that test it was so easy”
“Lotnb”
“What did you just say?”
“Lick on these nuts boy”
Lotnb by Whipt_butter May 16, 2022
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When wanting to insult someone and leave them more bewildered by the insult than why everyones laughter rises 10 decibels, use the phrase lotney.
It is the real character name of "sloth" (played by John Matuszak) from the goonies - he was the third fratelli brother. Lotney Fratelli a.k.a Sloth, Chunks best friend.
shut up you ugly cunt - your such a fucking lotney
lotney by Greg Spanner August 8, 2006
A shortened version of the name lorna. It stands for very blonde and blue eyes. In French it means Yo- yo which is a type of sex toy which is highly enjoyable to use.
Lotna by seaside168 November 5, 2010
annoying person, who only thinks of herself, stuck up and very rude to others, very protective of her friends.
Omg your such a lotnick!
i cant believe you did that to her
lot off
lotnick by *arc-en-ciel* February 21, 2009
A place where a nigger hangs out
"hey, have you seen a nigger in the parking lot?"
"yah, he's in Lot N."
Lot N by Cuntasorus September 16, 2018

lotnofojotc 

Losers Of The Night Of Fourth Of July On Their Computers
I'm not going out, I'm rewatching star trek. #lotnofojotc
lotnofojotc by fillinthe_____ July 6, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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