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Anyone who is a member of the League of Sexy Old Men; an abbreviation of the title.

Someone who is cool,calm and collected in a Sean Connery kind of way.
Old dude over there is a total LOSOM...
LOSOM by yoelbenyehuda March 28, 2011
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Loompa'licker

A male or female who receives pleasure from giving cunnilingus or fellatio to a person of very short stature a.k.a. a "midget".
"Hey Donna, you're never going to guess who got her pussy licked out by Rich last night? My friend, Bridget the midget!!! He's a bonafide champion Loompa'licker now!!!
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billy loomis 

one of the two killers in scream (1996)
he's the insane one that's also really hot
played by skeet ulrich
Sidney: You sick fucks. You've seen one too many movies!

billy loomis: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
billy loomis by kazoogod February 13, 2018

Louisiana Locomotive 

When a man wears a strap-on facing behind him and fucks two girls simultaneously. One with his dick, and the other with the strap-on. The term originates from the motion in which the man is moving back in forth like a locomotive.
Me and wife decided to explore our sexuality when we called over our next-door neighbor to do a Louisiana Locomotive.
Look at this picture of Justin Bieber
“LOOMBH”
loombh by Loombhcreator_32 June 29, 2021

Locomotophile 

People who are sexually attracted to trains, trams and cars. Thomas viewers in particular
-my friend once travelled on a train and now he cant leave it for his life
-isn't that what u call a locomotophile
-wait there's a word for it
Locomotophile by ShadyLores January 3, 2021

oompa loompa dick

Small penis of migets, gingers or people who decide to over lift and get "ripped"
Beth: how was your date last night

Danielle: great! Til I saw his oompa loompa dick.
oompa loompa dick by MastaCDawg July 19, 2016
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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