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"Women who will" (TM)...

...make advances in medicine
...publish award winning novels
...win nobel prizes
...achieve their dreams
...kick your ass for stereotyping them
Wellesley Women get things done, when they choose.
by c March 16, 2005
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jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.
I had to go to the rub and tug for some jizziotherapy last night.
by c February 24, 2004
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One of New York Cities Best Bands that is taking the world by storm.
Chantal the singer in Morningwood fucking rocked her tits off tonight bitches.
by c April 15, 2005
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Hot Mike-The act of crossing you legs indian style and being able to do a handstand at the same time while taking a shit and letting it roll down your back and balance the shit on ur neck
Instead of using the bathroom mike gave him self a hot mike to use his shit as entertainment
by c March 15, 2005
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Severe Acute Respiratory Problem Sucka'
Person 1:Whats wrong with Teddy? He got SARS or something?
Person 2: Nah, worse, SARPS bitch!
by c April 17, 2004
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1337 speak. Means Like oh my god you are a cool dude.
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by c January 24, 2005
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