bongo mag

bongo mag (n). Rhythm literature,
spangle book.

I like to look at bongo mag's

by C February 24, 2004

jushe

the controlled-chaos effect gained when styling one's hair by hand or from an outside source such as the wind.

i got hit in the head by a tree branch, now my hair is totally jushe.

by c December 04, 2003

foreign

Not local. A state that accompanies many stupid questions like "omg, we drive on <i>this</i> side of the road?!?"

"shut up you f-ing foreigner"

by C August 21, 2004

docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.

"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.

by C February 24, 2004

Wet Chilada

Fucking a girl in the ass while at the same time dunking her head in the toilet were you just recently shit and giving her a swirly

Chevy gave Chilada a wet chilada to prove his love

by C March 15, 2005

Beeriod

beeriod (n). Weekly malady suffered by
men after a night on the pop.
Symptons include headache, moodyness and a
bloated stomach.

"Leave me alone,
woman, my beeriod started this morning."

by C February 24, 2004

Rainbow Party

A "rainbow party" is supposed to be a party where girls wear different shades of lipstick and suck a guy off. In actuality, it is a term invented by Oprah and no teen had heard of it until her show in 2004.

Oprah invented rainbow parties so parents can lock up their teens and send them to boarding school.

by C March 14, 2005