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lolitics 

1: A category of images featuring political figures and/or situations, humorously captioned in teh LOL style.

2:An image in the lolotics category
"I think I like lolitics and failing about the same"

"Have you seem my favorite lolitics? It's the one with Obama at the podium pointing his hand sternly, and he's going "EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT, I GOT THIS!"
lolitics by metheuspro January 8, 2009
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Lolitics 

Crap that political parties speil out that makes you laugh out loud. A combination of the worlds LOL and politics
Person one: "did you see the news? Gordon Brown is going to reduce infection rates by giving the NHS 5000 more matrons"

Person two "lolitics. Why not give them 5000 more cleaners?"
Lolitics by Crazy Nurse January 4, 2009
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LOLitics 

Since Trump politics went down the drain. Politics in general should be something which are informing, warning or exciting one about something upcoming. Not making someone laugh about the latest decisions:
An Example:
NEWS:
"School shooting happened"
Kids are asking for a ban of weapons
Politician who is a member of the NRA tells, that rocks and stones need to be banned because, they initially made the shooter crazy.
Trump does nothing about politics, we call it LOLitics, because he has no clue, of what he decides on.
LOLitics by mokR March 21, 2019

Lolitics 

A portmanteau of "lol" and "politics".

Used to refer to political ideologies/policies that disregard the potentially severe repercussive consequences of said ideologies/policies in the interest of public amusement. Motives may vary, from wishing to mock and/or exploit the failures of a political system, to an intentional attack on these systems for perceived slights or failures; all of which are typically unsuccessful in liberal governments. These are determined as "lolitics" due to the singular motive of wishing to challenge, disrupt, harm, or overthrow a system for the sake of public entertainment.

Lolitics typically appears among disillusioned societies who feel that they have been abandoned or failed by their current political system, and turn to political memes and humor to cope with the ever-changing world and governments that they feel do not represent them.

See also: Trumpism
Mike: Did you read the news today? The White House declared martial law after expelling everyone who wasn't white or straight from the armed forces. And everyone on X is joking about it.
Joe: I've heard. It's lolitics at it's finest.
Lolitics by NineEleven June 3, 2025

lolitician 

any person involved in politics or newsworthy behavior pictured in an image captioned in teh LOL style, that is, in a lolitics picture.
My favorite lolitician is the guy holding the "death to juice" poster.
lolitician by metheuspro January 8, 2009

lolitician 

Callum: Dude, Sarah Palin is such a joke!
Aseem: Yeah, she's a total lolitician
lolitician by RuyGitchie January 30, 2010
A condition mainly affecting young people from the age of 10 to 16, particularly in females who spend too much time in chat rooms or IMing programs. When afflicted, the persons fingers will spasm, continuously tapping the letter l, o, and l once more, even if the situation is not even remotely funny. As of now, the only hope is that the afflicted will either grow out of it or develop a brain.
That girl is impossible to talk to over the internet, she has lolitis.
lolitis by Stymied January 1, 2008
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