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Definitions by NineEleven

Funnier than shit

The absolute most hilarious thing one can perceive.
Did you see Bryson slip and fall on the ice when he went to go ask his crush out? That was funnier than shit!
Funnier than shit by NineEleven October 14, 2025

Lolitics 

A portmanteau of "lol" and "politics".

Used to refer to political ideologies/policies that disregard the potentially severe repercussive consequences of said ideologies/policies in the interest of public amusement. Motives may vary, from wishing to mock and/or exploit the failures of a political system, to an intentional attack on these systems for perceived slights or failures; all of which are typically unsuccessful in liberal governments. These are determined as "lolitics" due to the singular motive of wishing to challenge, disrupt, harm, or overthrow a system for the sake of public entertainment.

Lolitics typically appears among disillusioned societies who feel that they have been abandoned or failed by their current political system, and turn to political memes and humor to cope with the ever-changing world and governments that they feel do not represent them.

See also: Trumpism
Mike: Did you read the news today? The White House declared martial law after expelling everyone who wasn't white or straight from the armed forces. And everyone on X is joking about it.
Joe: I've heard. It's lolitics at it's finest.
Lolitics by NineEleven June 3, 2025

Donald Trump 

The sorriest excuse for a presidential candidate America has seen since 2000.

See also: idiot
Donald Trump won't win the election.
Donald Trump by NineEleven September 1, 2016