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Laugh Out Loud While Chewing Food
I started telling Joe a joke while he was eating to make him LOLWCF
LOLWCF by KhaosKid August 5, 2010
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lolwtfbbqhax 

Laughing out loud what the fuck barbecue hacks.
lolwtfbbqhax!
lolwtfbbqhax?
Yes, lolwtfbbqhax.
lolwtfbbqhax by MrWes April 21, 2010
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lolwtfffs 

Laugh Out Loud What The Fuck For Fuck's Sake
Person 1: So I was oggling this 12-year-old's butt the other day...
Person 2: lolwtfffs?!
lolwtfffs by Trollbeast August 18, 2012

lolwtfok 

Chat lingo used to signify amusement, bewilderment, and ultimately acceptance of an otherwise bizarre revelation.
AC: ...and by curious I mean bi-curious ;-) ;-) ;-)

MadEyeMahmoody: lolwtfok
lolwtfok by Capt.Crunch89 April 22, 2011
A term coined by ftjer "generica" which is used to describe the feeling where you laugh but aren't sure why.

can also be used to laugh at someone's peculiar behavior.
"lolwtf"

"lolwtf you're stupid"
lolwtf by lolwtf April 14, 2005
1.Started as a bad joke against IMers who mutilate the english language, this word is truly a combination of three emotions:
-First the user is amused
-then the user is confused
-then the sudden realization of what the user was laughing at comes up

2.Laughing at soething really bizzare

3.The H-bomb of instant messaging.
ceXXigurl79:omg i jus luuuv to hav secks wit fram aminals! r u a fram aminal?
pervrted12yrold:lolwtfomg!
lolwtfomg by Trex July 21, 2004

lolwtfbbq 

The concatenation of LOL (Laugh out Loud) and wtfbbq (See definition 1.

Its basically an experssion of vast bewilderment about something which you find amusing.
Fred: And thats when I got my ferret lodged in her ass.
Bill: LOLWTFBBQ!!!
lolwtfbbq by Payload September 21, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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