LMTOAT 

LICK. MY. TITTIES. ON. A. TUESDAY.

harley and sam were so lmtoated in the keys...

LMTOAT by Jessica Sandoval January 1, 2011

LMAOATWTTB

Acronym for "Laugh my ass off all the way to the bank".
Used when something is cruel, funny and extremely profitable.

Head of Enron: Hey, I fucked over thousands of Enron employees with various fraud and I'm still a rich bastard.
Guy: LMAO
Head of Enron: Yeah, LMAOATWTTB.

LMAOATWTTB by Josh_The_Misanthrope December 28, 2005

lmaoatwdts 

Laughing my ass off all the way down the street. This happens when someone says something so funny and you laughs so hard the only thing yo can think of is to run down the street, while still laughing of course.

OMG that is soo funny lmaoatwdts!!!

lmaoatwdts by LiteBriteLove February 14, 2010

Lmaoath 

When you art laughing out loud but simultaneously oathing.

When you said you liked small children i lmaoathed bro.

Lmaoath by Ty edward aaron keech jr May 10, 2018