LMTOAT 

LICK. MY. TITTIES. ON. A. TUESDAY.

harley and sam were so lmtoated in the keys...

LMTOAT by Jessica Sandoval January 1, 2011

LMAOATWTTB

Acronym for "Laugh my ass off all the way to the bank".
Used when something is cruel, funny and extremely profitable.

Head of Enron: Hey, I fucked over thousands of Enron employees with various fraud and I'm still a rich bastard.
Guy: LMAO
Head of Enron: Yeah, LMAOATWTTB.

LMAOATWTTB by Josh_The_Misanthrope December 28, 2005

lmaoatwdts 

Laughing my ass off all the way down the street. This happens when someone says something so funny and you laughs so hard the only thing yo can think of is to run down the street, while still laughing of course.

OMG that is soo funny lmaoatwdts!!!

lmaoatwdts by LiteBriteLove February 14, 2010

Lmaoath 

When you art laughing out loud but simultaneously oathing.

When you said you liked small children i lmaoathed bro.

Lmaoath by Ty edward aaron keech jr May 10, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019