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Living My Mother Fuckin Dream.....doin things your way how ever you want to do them just out there livin that dream
I'm out LMMFD!
LMMFD by JRock nd LDub, PRPA October 4, 2010
Words you can keep

LMMFAOWWDAACMBALAK 

Laughing my motherfucking ass off while watching drama alert and clenching my ballsack and looking at keemstar
Keemstar: LETS GET ROOOOOOOIGHT INTO THE NEWS!
Guy: LMMFAOWWDAACMBALAK
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LMMFD lmmfdrao lmfdo lmmfao lmfdao Lmfdobiaam Lmmdo lmfd LMFDF lmfdiao
Imagine an ironic mashup of LMBO + LMMFAO.
Friend1: *sees something hilarious*
Friend1: Sends to Friend2 (DM, SMS, carrier pigeon, etc)
Friend2: "LMMFBO!"
LMMFBO by ImperialFleet1 February 17, 2023
Laugh my fucking dick off.
Used in really any case where your friend or enemy or pet turtle texts you something funny.

Should not be used in cases where the person will blackmail you for laughing at what they said. Shown in example #2.
1)While texting:

Person 1: "Damn she looks mad ratchet"
Person 2: "Lmfdo! Dude you're hilarious, that's so true though..."

2)

Person 1: "She looks like she gained some weight, poor girl. I heard she caught herpes too, shortly after her mother was killed in that car accident yesterday."
Person 2: "Lmfdo! Sucks to suck."
Person 1: "You're an asshole! We're no longer friends! I'm telling the whole school about how you're an ass-licking mother fucking gay rhino-raping fat piece of vanilla flavored shit in a dumpster full of fat rats drinking kool-aid riding unicycles while singing random justin bieber songs.... No nipple having bitch!!!"
Lmfdo by Little Bit of Luck January 8, 2013
Laughing My Fucking Dick ofF.
Used by internet intellectuals.
A good alternative for the medieval 'LOL' and ancient "LMAO'.
Used by people of the modern age.
Bob: "Dude I was fucking your girlfriend and out of nowhere she farted like an elephant who accidentally ate a jumbo cheeseburger!!"
You: "LMFDF!"
LMFDF by I am mature 69 June 29, 2018
Laugh My Mother Fucking Ass Off - Normally used online when one laughs so hard s/he has to use acronyms... Associated with lmao and rofl...
Mel: OMFG, guess what!!!
Joe: What?!!?!??!
Mel: My cat fell into the toilet. :(
Joe: LMMFAO!!!
LMMFAO by Melfina March 26, 2004

lmmfaosfhibmmff 

laugh my mother fucking ass off so fucking hard i broke my mother fucking foot.
That was hilarious! lmmfaosfhibmmff!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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