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Laughing Myself Into Asphyxiation

Derived from the popular lmao, it is Internet slang coined by a British fanfic author.
Lmia! Can't breathe....too....funny!
lmia by sorr0w January 8, 2008
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also known as a weak foot of a lama
that lama had lmia it was old an hairy.
lmia by lorita February 27, 2008
Related Words
LMIA • Lmiao • Lmiau
Lick Me In the Ass, adapted from a German phrase, Lech Mi Im Arse. Similar to KMA, but more graphic.
I don't like you, so you can just LMIA.
LMIA by troll_gurl June 13, 2005
Lmiau is basically Lmao but cuter
Miguel: *makes a dumb joke*
Anastacia: lmiau
Lmiau by Sxlxkh August 16, 2020
John: OMG when that lady fell with the pop corn I was dying.

Depak: LMIAO
Lmiao by JoshC23 February 17, 2009
To laugh your imaginary ass off. As in you don’t really have a backside as it is so small.
Haha I Am LMIAO 😂
LMIAO by LMIAO June 9, 2018
*funny gif*
person: LMIAO
LMIAO by xinxan March 2, 2022
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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