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adverb: almost, nearly, just-about; generally stated in a manner incorporating exaggeration or sarcasm, used primarily in the southern US states
"She was so mad after I forgot her birthday, she like to killed me!"

"Bernice was so funny, I like to died laughing."

"I like to never got this thing on."
-(as uttered by a character in an episode of "Designing Women" after donning a Christmas Tree skirt.)
like to by Glenn Sheffield October 6, 2008
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like to activate 

When a 12 year old wants likes so he makes a stupid comment.
Your Crush will kiss you tomorrow

L1kkee t00 activatee
(Like to activate)

Like to talk 

Used to describe people who gossip or can't keep a secret.
"I wouldn't tell them, they like to talk."
Like to talk by SwtMsT May 15, 2006

Like to dislike 

The need to like a facebook page of an individual or a company in order to express your dislike about them. Usually found in people who are very active in social networking sites and prefer to do their business there.
I just had to go to that company's facebook page and voice my criticism over there. I like to dislike.
Like to dislike by CraZy291 August 2, 2011

Like To Wee 

She's a stuck up person who leads Aus Pride, in a game called Runescape.
We have come today to triumph over the war have won.. up yours Like To Wee!
Like To Wee by TeamAussieRules April 4, 2009

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

A famous quote from the show “South Park”
Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

I'd just like to interject for a moment 

A classic copy-pasta often attributed to rms but contains parts that he denied being from him. It's best used whenever you see a debate over the correct format of Linux and GNU/Linux.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell
utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU
which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system
that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.
The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is
normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system
is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux"
distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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